How about we start with what my Tinder bio says: Nothing says, “giving up,” like a man in a turtle neck. Hi, I’m Tamo (think “Sam” with an “oh”). I am not sure if it ‘s the Red Hot Chili Peppers tattoo on my wrist, or the fact that I’m only 5 ft tall, but I consider myself a Taco Bell aficionado. None of those things have anything to do with each other. That's why it's funny, okay?! Stop yelling at me! Also, if you're ever having a bad day, just remind yourself that I have been single for 6 years. This has also lent itself to my entire family thinking I like girls. I mean, I do like girls. I think you're great. But I think we should just be friends.